Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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