i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I am spending my child support on dildos
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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