sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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