Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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