Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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