Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
she looked like the before picture.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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