it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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