was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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