ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
