his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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