Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Also, beer. Big fan.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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