Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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