so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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