new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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