It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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