It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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