I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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