All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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