so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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