On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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