can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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