I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
The ass gains better be worth it
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