But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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