I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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