So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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