smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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