are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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