I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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