either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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