But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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