Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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