He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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