What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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