If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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