He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
