i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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