do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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