After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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