Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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