is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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