how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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