id be glad to
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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