GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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