He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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