I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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