I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm gonna fight the coyote
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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