Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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