She's JV to your varsity
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I enjoy the company of your penis
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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