just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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