He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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