This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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