Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
