That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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