Duck Duck Cougar?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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