Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
